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Započeo dushann, 06 Avgust 2008, 16:50:00

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darko031

tko rano rani , cijeli dan je umoran

Hemingway

,,Starac i more"
,,Dunav mi u Venama "
"Zamislite koja bi tisina nastala kada bi ljudi govorili samo o onome sto znaju." - Karel Capek

zivko_89

..od kolevke do groba najlepse je pecarosko doba...

Goachild


dushann

Paprikaš je gotov onda kad ga pojedem!!!

juzba

Mi ništa ne obećavamo i to ispunjavamo! Bolje junački pobjeći, nego kukavički poginuti!
Ko izgubi dobitak, dobije gubitak! Bolje ispasti budala nego iz vlaka!
Bolje živjeti cijeli život bogat nego sedam dana u siromaštvu!

darko031

tko rano rani , cijeli dan je umoran

juzba

Mi ništa ne obećavamo i to ispunjavamo! Bolje junački pobjeći, nego kukavički poginuti!
Ko izgubi dobitak, dobije gubitak! Bolje ispasti budala nego iz vlaka!
Bolje živjeti cijeli život bogat nego sedam dana u siromaštvu!

zorro

samo žabe krekeću i komarci grizuuuu opet nema šarana mome mamcu blizzzzzu :lol: :rolleyes:

Ja bi da pecam ali...

Košava


kova


na kanalu

  Izvinjavam se vukovima koji ne znaju engleski ali bas mi se nesto ne da da prevodim sada  :rolleyes:                                                                                                      This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.







Now I know why some people are where they are!






 


veni,vidi,vici

kova


Sp1tF1re


korbaach

Vi ste možda u pravu, al' ja se ne slažem sa tim!

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